Posts tagged Oli

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Posted 2 weeks ago
Clevah gerrrl. Zoom

Clevah gerrrl.

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Posted 5 months ago
OH GOD I’M GOING TO SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY ON LITTLE SUNGLASSES AREN’T I Zoom

OH GOD I’M GOING TO SPEND ALL OF MY MONEY ON LITTLE SUNGLASSES AREN’T I

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Posted 5 months ago
Okay listen. At some point, I will actually get out of the house and this will stop being a mommy blog but since I am off of work until after Christmas to help with Olive, all I do all day is stare at my baby, play Madden 12, and catch up on Dexter. I know you guys don’t want spoilers and don’t care about how good my Madden Ultimate Team is (seriously, they are good) so check this out instead. I know she is cute, but this little turd pooped on me twice last night. Just for that, I will now keep a pair of cut off jorts and a sleeveless Poison shirt to wear around the house when she has friends over in a few years. I prefer a slow burn payback. Zoom

Okay listen. At some point, I will actually get out of the house and this will stop being a mommy blog but since I am off of work until after Christmas to help with Olive, all I do all day is stare at my baby, play Madden 12, and catch up on Dexter. I know you guys don’t want spoilers and don’t care about how good my Madden Ultimate Team is (seriously, they are good) so check this out instead.

I know she is cute, but this little turd pooped on me twice last night. Just for that, I will now keep a pair of cut off jorts and a sleeveless Poison shirt to wear around the house when she has friends over in a few years. I prefer a slow burn payback.

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Posted 6 months ago
I was always told that girls were made of sugar, spice, and everything nice but my kid must be defective. Someone at the factory pumped her full of crude oil and now all of her diapers will haunt my nightmares. Zoom

I was always told that girls were made of sugar, spice, and everything nice but my kid must be defective. Someone at the factory pumped her full of crude oil and now all of her diapers will haunt my nightmares.

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Posted 7 months ago
For context. She has my lips but the head of that thing from Basket case. I’m going to be a terrible mommy blogger. Zoom

For context. She has my lips but the head of that thing from Basket case.

I’m going to be a terrible mommy blogger.