Totally Work Related.

Abandon All Ships - Geeving

There is so much about this video/song that is the worst. I get it.

• I mean, why is Ronnie from The Jersey Shore so angry? (subtle GTL references abound!)
• Why is he hanging with Justin Bieber’s older brother Kevin Bieber*?
• Why is there so many shirtless dudes just hanging out juicing their pecs together? Does that usually happen? (I keep my shirt on at all times for everything so I have no idea.)
•  Why are these lyrics atrocious? (Let me explain!!1! Cause it drives me insane!!11!!)
• What the hell is this song about? At one point Kevin Bieber** sings “I’d walk through fire just to be with you” and then Ronnie butts in and is all like “I DON’T GIVE A FUCK I JUST CAME TO PARTY!!!11!” while all the little white kids get Kimbo Slice’d by a dude who clearly just rushed in off the street to bust some scrawny asses.

I get all that. But what this song does have going for it is that it is just the right amount of stupid, it is unintentionally funny, and it is too earnest for its own good. You watch and laugh, you restart it to laugh again and then after the third listen you are like, “You know what? I don’t give a fuck. I would just like to have a party.”

Either that or inside I will always be a thirteen year old girl who says she is really into “the scene” but only finds out about new bands from the shirts on the wall at Hot Topic.

*Probably not a real person

**Still probably not a real person