Okay listen. At some point, I will actually get out of the house and this will stop being a mommy blog but since I am off of work until after Christmas to help with Olive, all I do all day is stare at my baby, play Madden 12, and catch up on Dexter. I know you guys don’t want spoilers and don’t care about how good my Madden Ultimate Team is (seriously, they are good) so check this out instead.
I know she is cute, but this little turd pooped on me twice last night. Just for that, I will now keep a pair of cut off jorts and a sleeveless Poison shirt to wear around the house when she has friends over in a few years. I prefer a slow burn payback.
I hate onions but I love Funyuns. I guess I just like to party.
