Totally Work Related.

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Perspective can be a jerk.

I just had a sixty five year old lady tell me, “In case you didn’t realize, I am hitting on you right now. You’re in trouble now. I’ll be back in a couple of weeks to see you again.”

At first I thought that even though she may be more than twice my age, I STILL GOT IT.

Then I realized that I work in an eye clinic and more than likely she has terrible vision. For all I know, I could look like Rudolph Valentino to her through her cataracts instead of looking like Rudy Giuliani.

It’s like a half win really.

Posted on Thursday, November 17 2011.
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