Totally Work Related.

My scared seal noise. Let me show you it.

As I was sleeping last night, I had a nightmare where I dreamed that I was at Yale visiting some museum of alumni. When I went to leave, it had become night and I was making my way over to my car when I saw a guy come charging at me out of the darkness with a knife.

Across the street, there were a few guys playing basketball so I tried to scream “HELP” out to them as loud as I could. What I did instead was scream, “HHHHHRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKK” out loud, in bed, in my wife’s face.

We both jumped up and she asked me what the hell that was. At first, I was unsure and then it started to come back to me and I couldn’t stop laughing. So let this be a warning: If we are ever hanging out and I start making mutated seal noises, TURN AND RUN.