Posted 2 days ago

wifeoftj:

tj:

lindstifa:

tamorapierce:

Makes a person proud to be Amurrican, dudn’t it?  ::leans to side, spits::

Reblogged for TJ.

Jesus would not break the law? Really? Why was He put to death again?

Oh, right, Obamacare.

No, wait, it was BECAUSE HE REFUSED TO STAND WITH THE CONSERVATIVES AND THE WAY THAT THINGS HAD ALWAYS BEEN DONE BEFORE.

There are roughly 80 gabillion verses in the Hebrew Bible (aka “Old Testament”) about taking care of strangers and aliens.

There are, like, maybe 3 that have anything to do with homosexual behavior (and 0 that have to do with sexual orientation).

But no, plëase, continue to tell me how Jesus would be a Republican in 2014.

If Jesus came to America today, He’d be on the border telling Americans to welcome them as they’d welcome Him.

Then they’d arrest him in Texas and kill him in the electric chair. (After all, that’s what the cross was: state sanctioned execution.) Sarah Palin would be the first one shouting “Crucify him!”

These people don’t know Jesus or Christianity. They know Glenn Beck and Republican talking points.

Matthew, Chapter 25:31-46 (yeah I’m quoting the whole thing to deal with it)

> 31 “When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, he will sit on his glorious throne. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate the people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats. 33 He will put the sheep on his right and the goats on his left.

> 34 “Then the King will say to those on his right, ‘Come, you who are blessed by my Father; take your inheritance, the kingdom prepared for you since the creation of the world. 35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.’

> 37 “Then the righteous will answer him, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?’

> 40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’

> 41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. 42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

> 44 “They also will answer, **‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’**

> 45 “He will reply, **‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’**

> 46 **“Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to eternal life.”**

These people shouting at the border better have enough asbestos underwear to last them for all eternity. Because if they think Texas and Arizona is hot, they’re in for quite a surprise in hell.

Amen

(Source: sandandglass)

Posted 3 days ago
What do you post to Facebook? Pictures of yourself yelling at your kids, or having a hard time at work? No, you post smiling photos of a hiking trip with friends. You build a fake life — or at least an incomplete one — and share it. Furthermore, you consume almost exclusively the fake lives of your social media “friends.” Unless you are extraordinarily self-aware, how could it not make you feel worse to spend part of your time pretending to be happier than you are, and the other part of your time seeing how much happier others seem to be than you?
Posted 5 days ago

We have now hit the age of pink and purple pancakes.

Posted 1 week ago

I should probably go through my old shirt drawer more often.

Posted 1 week ago

"Um…excuse me. Daddy? Could you push me higher, please?"

Posted 1 week ago

There is a Kidz Bop version of Bruno Mars’ Locked Out Of Heaven.

It’s like, did no one at Kidz Bop Central sit down and discuss the fact that the song is just a huge love poem to a vagina?

Also they change the word “sex” to “love” in the prechorus. (Your love takes me to paradise)

Also also, it’s kind of my jam.

Posted 1 week ago

Tim Minchin - Lullaby

Soooooooo Olive has been having a little trouble sleeping lately…

Posted 1 week ago
puffypie:

snuff-d-rooster:

ztremx:

blueklectic:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

That’s a good “nigga what?!” Face

Do u even science

Holy mother of something or someone, we’re all doomed.

He forgot how to science.

Good lord.

puffypie:

snuff-d-rooster:

ztremx:

blueklectic:

misterbunni:

sagansense:

Welcome to the United States of America.

What the actual fuck.

That’s a good “nigga what?!” Face

Do u even science

Holy mother of something or someone, we’re all doomed.

He forgot how to science.

Good lord.

(Source: memecenterz)

Posted 2 weeks ago

rick2u:

gaywrites:

Meet the faces of the “I’m Sorry” campaign, a group of Christians who go to Chicago’s pride celebrations every year to apologize for their past hateful actions against LGBT people. The group started in 2010 and has since moved to other cities across the world. This is what love looks like. (via the Advocate

*applause*

They are kind of shit at making signs though.

Posted 2 weeks ago